Wife to Joe, Lizard Mom to Marvin the Blue Iguana. Sometimes I wish that reincarnation was real because I want to live 100 different lives. I want to be everything from a Mermaid to a Magician. In an attempt to roll all of those lives in one, I've decided to become a Writer... or "Storyteller" if you will... and as a result am an avid People-Watcher with borderline Split-Personality-Disorder.